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gjume:

this is a pov video of me approaching you when youre sitting at the clubs bar by yourself thinking about going home and eating some oreo caus all your friends are dancing with people they just met. but then you spot me looking at you its my birthday but my boys can see im distracted.. truly lost this evening..

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  • Teacher:

    Reading a book is better than sex.

  • [Class titters]

  • Teacher:

    It’s like a 10-hour orgasm!

  • [Laughter increases]

  • Girl pipes up:

    Yeah, and with a book I actually get to finish!

  • [Boys’ laughter dies off almost instantly as the girls hoot]

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alienagecounselor:

Cyrion meeting Zevran is very important to me.

"So… you and my daughter."

"Ah, yes."

Cyrion sips his tea. “I’m told you tried to kill her.” 

"That is also true. Not very successfully, I might add."

"Mm." Sip.

"She’s quite capable."

"I am well aware. She gets that from her mother."

"What does she get from you?"

Cyrion glares disapprovingly over the top of his teacup.

"Ah. That."

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wandering-punk:

buildabitchworkshop:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

get me this now

wandering-punk:

buildabitchworkshop:

basedpidgeot:

feather-in-my-cap-and-cheese:

urbendisaster:

what?

The wheels take impact and stress off your legs, and the position helps your spine, but you’re still doing running motions instead of biking motions, so your legs are getting a good workout, and you can go for longer

nerdy shit aside, iamgine how sick it must be to just let those feet fly into the air and do superman poses down a highway

this is some dr seuss shit what the HELL….

get me this now